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After today I would like to announce free homosexual intercourse with anyone in the surrounding area!

hermetical:

merry-go-roundoflife:

You will need:

• a small glass of rubbing alcohol or vodka
• 10 strips of newspaper (bigger than your nails)
• LIGHT nail polish. white, light pink, etc.
• clear coat

 Dip your nails in the alcohol for a while so the whole nail is wetpress a strip of the newspaper on your nail and hold firmly for 30 seconds. do NOT move the strip, keep it firm.

 YOU’RE DONE! Now go over ‘em with a clear coat, so it’ll last.

blogging for future reference

DOING THIS

Just had a longgg conversation with my boyfriends mum. 2 minutes later he told me I had love bites all over my neckk.

No sleep tonightt.

I just found a condom in my 14 year old brothers wallet. i pretended not to noticeee.

too much lesbian porn on my dash rn.